This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

These games were all simulated in a TV studio 3 years ago. You can tell by the shadows. Anyone who says they were there is either a payed crisis actor or were the subject of a massive government LSD/Virtual reality trial balloon.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Fuckin’ herbs.

Always Highlight Truthers.

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

The Hut Fumble

I'm thinking something with a more Capt Crunch aesthetic.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

Dare I say, Buzz Cola?

This is what that should read

OW ME BACK

Pee IS stored in the balls!

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.