if only MacKinnon’s Wrist had been in Paris today :(

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

No, he’s vile and a blight on the game.

Gabe, can we please not reference anything Sean Avery says or does, ever, and never give him any attention or clicks whatsoever, pretty please? Can we scrub that last link off this article? Because he is the fucking worst?

The Blue Jackets were swept in the season series with the Lightning and scored three total goals.

“He supported himself in part by churning out massages.”

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

Not fenced, Zhao says épée’d for it.

It’s getting closer to summer, so maybe they were in the pool.

A dong by any other name would smell as sweet.

Stanning for Leto AND quoting The Bloodhound Gang? That’s a paddlin’, Drew.

This take is bad and incorrect. While there can be bad flavors of Oreo (fuck your shit, Red Velvet) there are, in fact, never too many kinds of Oreo.

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

I very much approve of this post!

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

And it’s $50 if you want to park in the special enclosed garages where fans can turn on the car and asphyxiate themselves after suffering through a Mets game.

“So we’re all in agreeance, we’ll hire a spokesperson who can get away with it”.