what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to do anything to fix this problem. You are missing the point, you dolt.

That might possibly be because you’re not his age!

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Clearly aviation crashes and fatalities have increased as planes have gotten more and more advanced.........Oh, wait:

Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

I mean this was amazing. The amount of people worried about this woman was absurd. Shit she’ll probably be on The Today Show tomorrow with Savannah Guthrie

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Bullshit. I have a son who is a AAA PeeWee and I refereed youth hockey. Any scuffle of any sort it is at least a matching roughings. If a kid gets three minor penalties, it’s a misconduct and off the ice. There’s no checking until Bantams (14U) and all blow up hits are majors now. The only fight in our local league…

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

down double-digits to the Wolves at home suggests Rondo wasn’t the only one throwing in the towel

If Trump had really wanted her locked up, he should have hired her to work on his campaign. Seems to be the express lane to prison. 

It’s turned into more of Snitch hunt than a witch hunt.