The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

Refs did give the favor back by not calling the PI on Gronk though.

Yeah, I couldn’t understand the argument about the angles. You had one angle that clearly showed air between the thumbs and the ball, and another that showed that it didn’t hit the arm. What more do you need?

Six months from now NEWGAWKER will announce its latest hire: executive editor and community manager Tomatoface. The bastard will have finally done it.

Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.

It’s clear that Michigan will Faehn concern for the athletes but Rhonda program the way they want. 

You’d think he’d be more sensitive, having fought at the Battle of Wounded Heel.

I don’t really pay attention to what Tom Brady says. I just feel blessed that we live in a time when a fancy dog like him has the power of speech at all! When we tell our grandkids about him, will they even believe us?

Y’all ain’t puttin Jay on this list?  The  man did a whole album with him. But It’s fine, I guess. 

(I really don’t have much else to say about this one.)

Hey, he had a good day . Got to run around outside for a few hours, played with his friends chasing a ball. Overall he had a good day, yes he did.

Yes eventually it became clear he was a paying guest but he stubbornly remained black.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Didn’t realize the Gruden red face bit was going to spread across the site.

I do.  But I also remember that wasn’t good enough for Fox because they wanted a president you could drink beers with.  Now we have a President that is neither smart nor a person that even drinks beers.