I can’t tell if Threat Level Midnight is sarcastic or just catastrophically stupid. With the way things have gone, it’s pretty 50/50.

Just some passionate, patriotic individuals. People who love their nation. Nationalists, I believe they’re called.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Brock Holt—Brock freakin’ Holt!

And his smarmy dad, Bing.

Wow you are Retarted I Guess Cause One It's Bill Cosby You Idiot And Two They Are Not Related At All... Go Back To Something You Actually Have Facts On Dumb Ass...

I sincerely believe he keeps on doing it just to make a name for himself outside of his rapist uncle, Bill Crosby.

Insightful, but you never say how they should do it. Based on what I’ve seen, their best bet is to put the ball in the hoop.

The Green Bay Packer owners are reliable Republican voters, prob only give $5 at a time tho

a great bottom is priceless. We’ve known this for quite some time

The Houston fans were actually just trying to keep the brown guy from getting over the wall.

“Practically” doesn’t mean “actually.”

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

“So that’s what it feels like to suffer a merciless beating at home.” 

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

If I could turn back time...

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

Cher would never have done this.