“I have trace amounts of truck driver, though...”

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

The next “moderate Republican” that will sit in the White House will be the next Democratic candidate to win a Presidential election.

The Kavanaugh confirmation has showed me there is no such thing as a moderate Republican.

It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.

Kyrie said while they hadn’t talked dollars and cents yet he declared, “as sure Ra travels the sky in his sun boat every day, I’ll be in Boston next year.”

I mean, seriously. Negro you were so scared of somebody calling you fat that you got lipo and developed an opioid addiction, but you would have been super Saiyan Nat Turner during slavery? Fuck this dude.

Trump’s N—-er - (with the hard -er, because I’m sure that is how both would prefer the term used) Coonye has been dead to me since his visit at TMZ. What is interesting to me is that he states:

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

For yearbook comments, sure. I think it's the sexual assault thing that has people hung up. Weird how there are certain things that no matter how long ago they happened prevent you from achieving one of the highest, and only lifelong, positions this country has to offer.

It’s not that surprising that Fitzpatrick would use condoms improperly, he’s historically struggled against tight coverage.

A "hot hand" is what got Jameis Winston suspended in the first place.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

“See? Both sides are to blame!”

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

GOP immediately says he’s a good guy, good character, just another woman lying, let’s get him the starting role

Not when the domestic terrorists are his voting bloc.

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