He has the behest words.

Actual confirmation it is possible to be chinless, jawless, and a neckbeard at the same time.

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

He likes football as a friend but doesn’t LIKE-like it, you know? Like, he doesn’t want to go with football to Kaitlyn-with-a-K’s party because he’s going with Catelynn-with-a-C, but he’s not going to be mad if he sees football there, he hopes they can be chill. 

Having the uncoolest of uncool people publicly destroy your merchandise is genius level marketing akin to getting a PMRC “PARENTAL ADVISORY” sticker slapped on your group’s record in the late 80s/early 90s.

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

That’s such bullshit.  Where is Jeter going to find a basket big enough to hold Stanton?

The strip sack was nice, but I am always partial to the Return of the Mack.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I get it. Tom Brady is the man’s best friend.

Do not worry, Celtics fans. His lawyer is on the way.

A frayed knot.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

“Unraveling”? Was he ever, uh, raveled?

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

college is not the place for professional experimentation 

I wonder how many were really openly pro, or were they just pro-curious?

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

It’s one of the racists. There’s no mention at all about the racist crap Trump pulls.