That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

Shawn Long’s Lawn Blog

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

As someone who gave living in West Virginia a try (I’m originally from California, lived in WV for about two years, then moved back to CA) there were some good points to this article, but I think you really underplay the role of racism/sexism in Donald Trump’s election there. When I was living in WV, I routinely heard…

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

Canthurtazone

Instead of just punching it in, he decided to go with the “fuck the poor EVEN HARDER” fade route at the last second and the ball was intercepted.

I guarantee this dog will be wearing a patriots jersey next year and lining up in the slot.

Chris Henry

Let’s remember some Mountaineers

Eat all the dicks, please.

You should know you’re a character in Don Delillo’s Underworld.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

Legally, Duke has right of first refusal for all scholar/athletes south of the Mason Dixon line named Chase Hunter.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

While he’s taking a bow his editor may give him a stern talking to.