“We’re overcomplicating simple things.” - guy making a confusing cross-sport analogy

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

Potentially all of them!

I noticed a coworker who looked a little down the other day after making a big mistake in a presentation, and I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “No, I feel like a real Cleveland Brown.”

“Challenge accepted”

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Hi Jabrill.

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

When told he would be out for 6-9 weeks recovering, Gronk simply high-fived his surgeon.

They say eight weeks, but it’ll probably be more like nine weeks and six days.

Yeah, but if you tax rich people at high rates, nobody will want to work hard to become rich or start businesses or create or invent. This is precisely why there were no rich people, businesses, or innovation back when the marginal tax rate was much higher for the wealthy.

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

Apparently he’s “trying to engage”. By taking in a play. Because optics.

Ground Control to Major Dud.

Can’t argue with his decision. I’m sure Sooners fans are screaming “perfidy”, though. I just really wanted to use the word perfidy in a sentence. I’m not sure what the fans will scream, really. 

no need to spend perfectly good money on gloves when you can scrounge a fanbelt from an abandoned car