Oh no, the trickle up costs! Won’t someone think of the poor corporations!

“Modi has demonstrated his willingness to make bold decisions with immediately negative consequences.”

Mark Lemke!

Nope. Racism is (again) shorthand for white class anxiety. Intersectional or fuck off.

Holy shit Jeb Lund!

Anthony Davis is...fast?

Doubling down!

Yes, but only because he said “pussy.” He says any other word—“crotch,” “boobs,” “vagina”—I promise you they wouldn’t give a damn. They are definitely upset by the crudeness of the word “pussy,” not the action it’s describing.

Is Moonrise Kingdom underrated? Overrated?

I hear that Trump’s an outdoor billiards enthusiast. Also, it’s getting colder, so he deserves a break. Let’s be honest--it’d be hard for anyone to take a crack at sleeping what with all the playing 8-ball in the snow.

Patrick, thanks for putting yourself out there on this one. Truly upsetting (although not surprising!) how many commenters prefer the protection of property over [non-white] lives

Speaking as a white pacifist...burn this whole thing down

the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Adrian Beathisson

Is Norm MacDonald the funniest person?

I can personally attest to the punter’s swimming ability: drunk, and hilarious

What are some elements of the honest-to-God Deadspin house style?

heh

He vastly decelerated what was a great throw!

Fortunately, he's not returning to a profession which requires much pain management