Pictured: Lawrence Frank

His role as Bronson is seriously brilliant, too. Do yourself a favor and check it out sometime

When reached for comment, Tebow bodily ascended to the broadcaster’s booth saying, “the guy just needed Jesus in his heart”

Looks like Tebow may be coach material after all

Thomas dresses up like his papa, Scalia

“Malcolm Gladwell’s ________ Is Essentially Meaningless.”

$1,000 to the first person who sincerely guesses his party incorrectly

*Types “Miguel Cabrera Hellickson” into google alerts

“Hold on now. Slot him in at 1B, save $23,000,000—baby you got a stew goin”

live on that cheap ass, out of tune, wonderful Target guitar. Killer

George Will is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like.

Double for announcers responding to a great play by straight up ceasing to announce. Down with the exclamatory “OOOOOHHHH!”

This is fantastic

Gin or vodka?

Chuy Garcia is still running against him and will likely win next time for mayor. He seems to be endorsing the correct anti-Rahm folks like Foxx and Sanders

+1 Zen koan

+1 proposition whose truth is demonstrable without experience

Just saying. Should be easy for him to steal the election

Remember that time Jerome Champagne stole the Trans Siberian Railroad? Good episode.