Didn’t Gawker get bought up?

*groan* take the damned star

#triggered

There might be something wrong with me because I pictured this happening and immediately laughed and thought “good.”

It’s common for doors to be damaged beyond being functional in high speed accidents. While I can’t say the same about airbags, I’ve had friends be in accidents where the airbags don’t deploy for whatever reason, so it happens.

Don’t emergency responders have tools to open doors because it’s common for car doors to be stuck shut after an accident?

Despite knowing white folk who’ve had cops draw guns on them in situations like this, you see it all the time in various cop shows. Cops are told a suspect has a gun through a third party, go in with guns drawn.

Just because they chose it doesn’t make the job easy-peasy and the potential dangers less dangerous.

That and don’t talk about traffic unless you’ve commuted in LA traffic. I’ve grown up driving through the Big Dig and various other parts of the country and nothing is worse day-to-day than LA traffic.

Then what does having a fun car to drive have to do with stop and go traffic?

This is partly why many businesses or groups won’t let employees and their friends or family purchase tickets. This could be totally legit, but there’s no way the masses are going to believe it.

Something in the article about American manual transmissions being too heavy and shitty shifting?

I’m no BMW expert, but I’m not sure anyone has ever referred to a M series as a base model. And I don’t think anyone is buying a 280 HP M series.

I can’t fathom how a manual transmission makes stop-and-go LA traffic “fun.” At that point, it’s less actual driving and more coasting.

That’s why it’s illegal in some states to brake for animals!

Raccoons are assholes.

You’d be surprised how many know very little about the ramifications of getting in the face of a flight attendant.

Eh, we also have the most sense of entitlement when it comes to customer attitude. Businesses reward rude and demanding customers more than they do well-behaved ones. I think it’s a problem that American society as a whole has.

By that logic, why have ant laws at all?! Shit is still going to happen!

I took a criminal justice course in college which basically was just guest lecturers from all aspects of life: cops, federal agents, strip club owners, etc. I think the guy whose job it was to investigate crimes involving mail was the one I’d least want to mess with.