Siddhearthrob

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

And for my next trick in going to set an orphanage on fire!

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Reporter: Tom, has Donald ever touched you inappropriately?

In the early 70s I saw a video of a bird getting chased by a coyote in the desert. I hope the bird’s ok.

Why does making a short internet horror video 7 years ago make him a piece of human garbage?

We have your milk boiling back in the kitchen just the way you like it, Mr. Kelly!

Come on, that’s not really all that weird. Cut the man some slacks.

Seems completely fake. His “speech” sounds rehearsed. There are moments he looks away from the camera almost in an attempt to remember his next line. Also his voice changes halfway through (to a more normal speech pattern) when it’s almost like he forgot his next section of lines (Kay Jewelers part). Additionally at…

When did Mr. Plinket (I think thats the name?) do his Star Wars Episode 1 review? He did the same sort of “joke” and I think I remember a scared girl tied up in his video. Could be this guy was trying that same type of “humor”

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

The pumpkin doesn’t ripen too far from the vine.

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

The Michigan DOC is a total shit-show with incredibly low morale. The running of this department is one of the many blights on this state.

I was once stabbed over an inflatable doll. You should have seen the surprised look on her face.