That is a good hockey dog.

Ah, I believe this dance as known as “The Peener”

“I don’t begrudge Kaepernick for being politically active, and I didn’t see his post-game presser.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

Jesus Christ. This guy is turning into a goddamned caricature. I half expect Undercover Brother or Pootie-Tang to jump up on stage and do karate.

Goddamn, that fro is majestic.

I’m guessing Skyline chili. 

Nobody’s burfict.

Is that you Lou Holtz?

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

You know you’re in trouble when you’ve lost the moral high ground to a bunch of (Groucho) Marxists.

“GOPe rats”

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

you’re not even the good dakota

Every directional state can be combined with its partner. Done.

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

Fuck me that’s a cute pig

“Move the line forward? No sir, never received a pigeon”