Lee Harvey Danger
leeharveydanger
8/26/16
4:15 PM
2

LHD’s First Fantasy Team (1998):

Britney Spears
Christina Agulera
Stephanie McMahon
Denise Richards and Neve Campbell from “Wild Things”
Gabby from band class when she bent over to put her trumpet away
Kristina from band class when she flashed me in my friend’s hot tub
The lady who occasionally subbed for my drunk middle Read more

8/26/16
1:10 PM
6

I can't wait to see Sheldon in hologram form a la Fallout: New Vegas on the jumbotron of the Cash For Gold Stadium in 2018.

8/24/16
12:52 PM
3

Well it started when my car radio blared out Maroon 5. Teenage LHD was like "heck no I'm not getting frisky to this," and so I hit play on my CD player, and In Flames came on. I was like "oh hell yeah," but the girl wasn't having it so she turned off the radio and the remaining few minutes of audio was the sound of Read more

8/3/16
1:02 PM
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Not sure the last thing a young Satanist needs regarding being bullied is being associated with a group pronounced "ASSY."

8/3/16
10:02 AM
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This wouldn’t of happened if people would have shared their milk with him when he asked.

6/24/16
4:48 PM
4

If you don't Brexit you Brejaculate in your wife's Bregina and then a Breby is Brorn.