How about decolatage?

So someone apparently wrote a fanfic about this a couple of years ago, with them meeting at the Met Gala and everything.

Girl get it, taylor swift reminds me of that Pam quote from true blood about sookies fairy vagina, like she must seriously know how to reel them in. Good for you taylor I ain’t even mad.

It’s her.

For me it’s long-haul solo road trips. I’ve done more than my share, and it’s so much easier when you get to belt Whitney and hear Delilah.

I didn’t fuck with Delilah until I moved to NYC and now I fully associate her with late-night fruit and vegetable shopping and I’m so into it. Everyone should know the surreal pleasure of browsing battered tomatoes at 10pm under fluorescent lights while listening to Delilah talk about feelings.

If we don’t have Delilah, what will we listen to late at night on the way home from The Club or a road trip?

I love her corniness, even if I’m one of those insufferable millennials who gave up music for NPR.

i shame-listen to delilah.

I haven’t listened to delilah in like 15 or so years but I can still hear “DE-LIIIIII-LA... LOVE SOMEONE TONIGHT!” in my head so much it hurts.

So I legitimately thought her radio show ended ten or so years ago and now I am upset.

Wow. A journalist asking challengingly confrontational questions like a journalist is supposed to do. And asking follow ups to challenge the answers, no less.

I’m not saying her dad didn’t send her to Heartlight to change her sexual orientation, but a filing is just “what one party says,” not “what a third-party has determined is true.” I could file a lawsuit tomorrow saying that the moon is made of cheese.

“It has nothing to do with her sexuality.”

“Model Anna Cleveland looks like a radiant space angel, Hilary Rhoda looks like Queen Titania, Kirsten Dunst looks like Kirsten Dunst.”

I was squinting at the macrame necklaces, trying to figure out if they were some kind of secret symbol. Then I realized that there had to be something to hang mics on. Watching them appear and disappear really showed the hack-and-slash time-shifting editing.

Maye Musk. The darker blue lining inside her dress. It’s killing me. I want it so badly. Such a gorgeous gown!

Tilda Swinton always seems to look amazing. <3

Did anyone see how Chad ate that Sweet Potato?! Classic Chad.

Daniel: So let’s pretend you’re Hitler: If I’m friends with you... Chad: Let’s not pretend I’m Hitler.

I liked the Canadian guy’s hierarchy of evil: Hitler>Mussolini>Trump>Bush. Oh and that Chad had lettuce hanging out of his mouth!