Also today in unintentionally chilling things Paul Ryan has said!

its weird how i was reading this as i was watching being like, ok chad is hot and pretty smooth and doesn’t seem too bad, he’s definitely arrogant and giving the producers a TON of interview which does not say the best things about him, but he doesn’t seem too— (cue the ‘upcoming episodes’ clips) O OHH WHOAAAA ok…

omg it only shows how terrible everything else was that happened that i had to scroll soooooo far down before this kilt offense was mentioned

daniel is disgustingggg

They were SO OFFENDED by the kilt. Truly weird reaction.

That was the only guy who stuck out. I call him werewolf....cause of his fangs & his hair growth.

We went to high school together. He was really nice and funny back then!

Of course his name is Chad.

So you’re saying NO dates with Olivia Munn?? FUCKING DEAL BREAKER

Oh no I kept reading and multiple bachelors want to meet/hang out with/be Mark Cuban

I went to the website and ALL FOUR OF THE GUYS I RANDOMLY CLICKED ON MENTIONED THE NOTEBOOK. Only three of them specifically said it was one of their favorite movies. The fourth said it was the romantic experience he’s looking for. Also, two of the four said another one of their favorite movies is Her.

Yeah, CH was not a fan.

A facebook friend from high school claimed last night that she had dated both Jordan and Derek. I wonder if this is the first potential pair eskimo brothers on the show?

I found out I was pregnant the morning of our annual Mardi Gras party. It was like herding drunk cats. And our guests just got drunker and would not leave.

I had no idea that straight men existed who cared about this.

What is WITH this horrible new hairdo trend that is shaved on the side with a giant squirrel on the top? 90% of them had this tragic mess which looks way too metro.

k but did we all hear when Chad expressed disappointment with the casting? He said something like “I expected to be competing against the best men from every state” like WHAT? He’s an effing weirdo but not in a good way.

He’s really good to his sister.

Evan’s deal-breakers are apparently girls with chipped nail polish and girls with serious food allergies.

Oh my.