I found 4 squirtles in my neighborhood today, i only caught 3 though :(

Have you tried the compass trick? If you selected a Pokémon you really want to find, lock the compass to your position so it rotates along with you. If you’re looking in the right direction, the Nearby Box will vibrate (visibly).

Women’s suits in general aren’t flattering if you don’t have a nipped-in waist. It’s possible that this is the best Hillary can look and we should accept that. It reminds me of when Dustin Hoffman did the makeup trial for Tootsie and said “okay, now make me prettier” and his makeup artists were like “this is as good…

Her gear is pretty boring in my opinion, but she is in a no win situation. If she tries to look super stylish she’ll be accused of being too worried about fashion to be taken seriously. If she tries to look “sexy”/ “young” there will be criticism about that. There’s literally nothing she can wear that won’t garner…

Ugh the word pantsuit is the worst. It’s a suit! Just called a suit! That’s what it is. Men wear suits that include pants every day of their lives and no one ever says it’s a pantsuit. Just call it a suit. /pet peeve rant

As seen on Twitter:

I doubt it, hosting the Olympics is usually a boondoggle and Chicago isn’t exactly in great shape these days.

I’ll just leave this here... Not judging, promise!

Well, hello there, neighbor! Where I’m from, we have to drive an hour on paved road in rural ND to get to the border, but gosh the border itself is easy to miss if you’re out hunting or hiking anywhere close to there.

Yeah, and she paid for the ticket, it’s her choice if she wants to go on her phone for a few minutes. She can disconnect from the concert all she damn wants.

Yeah they’re both wrong

We can only hope for floaters.

The Bachelor’s entire demographic is women and gay men. No wonder they found the idea of him saying republican shit TERRIFYING.

Wearing one of her own creations showed business savvy, but the muted color didn’t do her any favors, it fitted oddly and was wrinkled, and it looks like she could use a more supportive bra. Then again, if I had 3 young children, I’d be rocking sweats, so I won’t judge her appearance too harshly.

Homeboy is a dead fuckin' ringer for vintage Peter Brady.

“Millions????”

They were worried their generically handsome white knight-in-shining-armour would open his mouth and let all of his alllivematter and stop the Arabs from killing our gays, that’s our perk nonsense fall out like a Celine bag. God bless the Disney Corp.

Juicy juicy info for ya:

Yup. “Wasn’t Melania and Ivanka aaaammmaaazzziiinnnggg?!”

“He knew he needed the full coverage foundation to cover it up. Some guys like letting the stubble show—but not him.”