I found 4 squirtles in my neighborhood today, i only caught 3 though :(

Have you tried the compass trick? If you selected a Pokémon you really want to find, lock the compass to your position so it rotates along with you. If you’re looking in the right direction, the Nearby Box will vibrate (visibly).

Women’s suits in general aren’t flattering if you don’t have a nipped-in waist. It’s possible that this is the best Hillary can look and we should accept that. It reminds me of when Dustin Hoffman did the makeup trial for Tootsie and said “okay, now make me prettier” and his makeup artists were like “this is as good…

Her gear is pretty boring in my opinion, but she is in a no win situation. If she tries to look super stylish she’ll be accused of being too worried about fashion to be taken seriously. If she tries to look “sexy”/ “young” there will be criticism about that. There’s literally nothing she can wear that won’t garner…

Ugh the word pantsuit is the worst. It’s a suit! Just called a suit! That’s what it is. Men wear suits that include pants every day of their lives and no one ever says it’s a pantsuit. Just call it a suit. /pet peeve rant

As seen on Twitter:

I doubt it, hosting the Olympics is usually a boondoggle and Chicago isn’t exactly in great shape these days.

I’ll just leave this here... Not judging, promise!

Well, hello there, neighbor! Where I’m from, we have to drive an hour on paved road in rural ND to get to the border, but gosh the border itself is easy to miss if you’re out hunting or hiking anywhere close to there.

Yeah, and she paid for the ticket, it’s her choice if she wants to go on her phone for a few minutes. She can disconnect from the concert all she damn wants.

Yeah they’re both wrong

We can only hope for floaters.

It’s always amazing how boring and shitty movies look before post-production.

The Bachelor’s entire demographic is women and gay men. No wonder they found the idea of him saying republican shit TERRIFYING.

Homeboy is a dead fuckin' ringer for vintage Peter Brady.

“Millions????”

Yup. “Wasn’t Melania and Ivanka aaaammmaaazzziiinnnggg?!”

This child is supposed to do things an infant actor couldn't - bite its mother, grow at a bizarrely advanced rate, telepathy, immediately bond with a werewolf in some sort of future marriage pact, and so on.

Yup. It's Mormon tradition to combine the grandparents' names to form a new name for the baby. Both grandmas' names for a girl, both grandpas' names for a boy. There are lots of sneaky Mormon influences throughout the series.

I still can't get over Renesmee. That is not a name, and you won't convince me otherwise.