To be honest, this seems like a really convenient way to keep your name on the ballot, just in case. If nothing happens between now and election day, you let it play out, do nothing publicly, and maybe AOC wins by 25-30 points instead of 40 or so. Most people forget within a few months. But if something does happen,…

For anyone still confused about how easily Crowley can vacate this nomination, here is some more detail that I found helpful.

That man has one of the worst cases of Aged Baby Face that I have ever seen. That is just deeply unfortunate.

“Three games.”

Yes, it’s pretty well understood that “We’d like to see Germany and France spend more on their militaries” is often code for “We’d like Germany and France to soak up over-engineered military hardware, sourced from the districts of a few dozen influential congressmen in the most purposefully inefficient and expensive…

He’s referencing national defense spending as a percentage of GDP. NATO countries are supposed to aim for spending 2% of their annual GDP on their respective militaries. Since the Cold War ended, most of Europe, including Germany, have failed to consistently hit that number. He is implying that the U.S. has been…

Since Booker was drafted, 99 players have played at least 4000 minutes and had an average usage rate of at least 20%.

This is probably it. For some reason, I thought the existence of a trust is made public but the assets remain undisclosed. Not my field though. Thanks for the clarification.

It really is. At least some of it can be explained by the fact that he appears to have kept almost all of his liquid investments in cash. Still, that’s incredibly low for someone with that kind of annual income, over that many years. In addition to what you mentioned, maybe there are undisclosed assets offshore?

Coffee tastes like shit? Because Adams is really good, has gotten better every year, and is still just 24. That’s a solid contract.

That dumbass is having the second best day of its life.

I think you are overlooking the fact that Linda McMahon’s basement is also Vince McMahon’s basement.

So LA, Cleveland, or maybe Philly? Wasn’t that the “opt-out” list, unless he decides to take a substantial pay cut?

To be fair, I don’t think there are any pockets Marco Rubio can’t fit in.

So, what’s the hair transplant market in LA like? You staying pretty busy?

Y’all: Please stop ungreying the dumb fucking troll.

...but also I had a lot of respect for the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders handled it. She didn’t chew ‘em out. She didn’t pitch a fit. She didn’t call ‘em ‘immigrant-loving thugs’ or whatever.

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”