Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

The only thing I’ll remember about Hackenberg is that he was the subject of maybe the best, and most brutal, pre-draft QB analysis I’ve ever read: Why PFF doesn’t have a draftable grade on Christian Hackenberg

Is this the thread where we shit on Harden’s box score?

I’ll bet everything I own that that guy trades commodity futures for a local energy firm and has owned that jersey for less than 24 hours.

All stools are bullshit, unless they are situated across from the grill that’s cooking my bacon and eggs at the Waffle House. I’ll happily sit on that stool as long as necessary. All other stools can GTFO.

Tough to say, they could’ve easily been returned for a full refund.

Not pictured: The rim that a player in his fifteenth season is about to be looking down at.

Yes, it is deeply unsettling in an “In space your rural home, no one can hear you scream” kind of way.

Are you serious?

This isn’t very surprising. Tebow has always had problems seeing the field.

Man...there is honestly at least a 10° difference between my wife’s preferred sleeping temperature and mine. So we split the difference on the thermostat and do this. It’s that or misery, and it’s working so far.

Yes, I use the top sheet, and only the top sheet, while my wife keeps the whole comforter folded over on top of her. I don’t get hot, she doesn’t get cold, and everyone uses the same set of covers.

...and so is Steph’s shot.

This sounds just like the coaches I had when I was in little league during the ‘98/99 seasons—when Griffey put on those back-to-back shows in the HR Derby. For years every kid on my team was taking looping uppercut hacks at the ball. Every practice, every game. We probably had strikeout rates to make Aaron Judge…

The nearest orthopedist.

“I wish I could keep going, you know? I had so much fun, I love what I do. My body just can’t...probably can’t...take another four years...”

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

*fill some of the most talented and prideful athletes in the world with the shame and/or rage known by the least athletic among us*