Catherine Padilla claims that she asked mayor David Stewart, who’s held his office since 2000 and is running unopposed in an election next month, to install the speed bumps as a safety measure...

“...hopefully we can find enough people with courage to help our citizens remain safe and focus on the real safety issues. Not building some stupid wall for billions of dollars that has nothing to do with our safety, but actually protecting us from what truly is dangerous, which is maniacs with semi-automatic weapons…

When you are Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, and are viewed as a racist by a wide variety of people, one would think you might consider the optics of praising “Anglo-American heritage” in front of a largely white crowd of cops.

Tryna root for Philly has been hard as hell this week, so thank you for “Skoldiers” ‘cause that helps a lot.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

I was a good doctor, because my treatments worked and those patients that are now speaking out were the same ones that praised and came back over and over. The media convinced them that it was wrong and bad.

Honestly, if we really wanted to pretend we distribute wealth—and thereby opportunity—based upon hard work and merit then watching scammers hustle rich kids out of their parents’ money is a fairly decent way to go about it. Bonus points for schadenfreude.

Clearly Mark Emmert doesn’t have enough daughters.

Walmart will capitalize (intentionally or not) on the #MeToo and generally pro-women national mood by airing three 60-second films “devised” by directors Melissa McCarthy, Dee Rees, and Nancy Meyers during this year’s Academy Awards broadcast.

Drew Magary: *vomits*

Shit, Markkanen has so much potential. It’d be nice, for all of us, if the Bulls found a way to not fuck him up too badly.

And I incorrectly said Brady had 6 when he actually has 5 Rings. Oops.

Off the top of my head, I think Brady has tended to have the most issues when playing 4-3 teams that can get consistent pressure from the defensive line while still dropping seven guys into coverage. Bonus points if they have a great, veteran safety who can play the middle of the field and prevent the big play.

Fat Guy touchdowns also lead to Fat Guy group touchdown celebrations.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

That’s all of Wisconsin, collectively remembering what football can look like when you don’t have a hall of fame quarterback.

The tax bill also removes both student loan interest deduction...Those seeking advanced degrees could owe 300 percent more each year thanks to a provision in the plan that taxes tuition waivers.

One of the more under-appreciated benefits of Jeff Fisher getting fired is that he didn’t get quite enough time to ruin Todd Gurley. He tried his damndest though.