Not pictured: The rim that a player in his fifteenth season is about to be looking down at.

Yes, it is deeply unsettling in an “In space your rural home, no one can hear you scream” kind of way.

Are you serious?

This isn’t very surprising. Tebow has always had problems seeing the field.

Man...there is honestly at least a 10° difference between my wife’s preferred sleeping temperature and mine. So we split the difference on the thermostat and do this. It’s that or misery, and it’s working so far.

Yes, I use the top sheet, and only the top sheet, while my wife keeps the whole comforter folded over on top of her. I don’t get hot, she doesn’t get cold, and everyone uses the same set of covers.

...and so is Steph’s shot.

This sounds just like the coaches I had when I was in little league during the ‘98/99 seasons—when Griffey put on those back-to-back shows in the HR Derby. For years every kid on my team was taking looping uppercut hacks at the ball. Every practice, every game. We probably had strikeout rates to make Aaron Judge…

The nearest orthopedist.

“I wish I could keep going, you know? I had so much fun, I love what I do. My body just can’t...probably can’t...take another four years...”

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

*fill some of the most talented and prideful athletes in the world with the shame and/or rage known by the least athletic among us*

Catherine Padilla claims that she asked mayor David Stewart, who’s held his office since 2000 and is running unopposed in an election next month, to install the speed bumps as a safety measure...

“...hopefully we can find enough people with courage to help our citizens remain safe and focus on the real safety issues. Not building some stupid wall for billions of dollars that has nothing to do with our safety, but actually protecting us from what truly is dangerous, which is maniacs with semi-automatic weapons…

When you are Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, and are viewed as a racist by a wide variety of people, one would think you might consider the optics of praising “Anglo-American heritage” in front of a largely white crowd of cops.

Tryna root for Philly has been hard as hell this week, so thank you for “Skoldiers” ‘cause that helps a lot.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

I was a good doctor, because my treatments worked and those patients that are now speaking out were the same ones that praised and came back over and over. The media convinced them that it was wrong and bad.

Honestly, if we really wanted to pretend we distribute wealth—and thereby opportunity—based upon hard work and merit then watching scammers hustle rich kids out of their parents’ money is a fairly decent way to go about it. Bonus points for schadenfreude.