Clearly Mark Emmert doesn’t have enough daughters.

Walmart will capitalize (intentionally or not) on the #MeToo and generally pro-women national mood by airing three 60-second films “devised” by directors Melissa McCarthy, Dee Rees, and Nancy Meyers during this year’s Academy Awards broadcast.

Drew Magary: *vomits*

Shit, Markkanen has so much potential. It’d be nice, for all of us, if the Bulls found a way to not fuck him up too badly.

And I incorrectly said Brady had 6 when he actually has 5 Rings. Oops.

Off the top of my head, I think Brady has tended to have the most issues when playing 4-3 teams that can get consistent pressure from the defensive line while still dropping seven guys into coverage. Bonus points if they have a great, veteran safety who can play the middle of the field and prevent the big play.

Fat Guy touchdowns also lead to Fat Guy group touchdown celebrations.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

That’s all of Wisconsin, collectively remembering what football can look like when you don’t have a hall of fame quarterback.

The tax bill also removes both student loan interest deduction...Those seeking advanced degrees could owe 300 percent more each year thanks to a provision in the plan that taxes tuition waivers.

One of the more under-appreciated benefits of Jeff Fisher getting fired is that he didn’t get quite enough time to ruin Todd Gurley. He tried his damndest though.

“Add this clip to the Golden Tate mixtape Chicago Bears blooper reel:”

That part at the end is what sends me over the edge too. That woman has every right to turn the hose on that little shit.

It’s almost like Gronk anticipated contact from one of the other players and thought he’d be able to play it off like he was pushed. Then they held up and now Gronk is just out there plain as day being a complete fucking asshole.

Meanwhile back in Tallahassee

It’s also possible the House will vote on the Senate bill as is. This is riskier for the Republicans, because there are some very fundamental differences between the House’s version and the Senate version and there are House Republicans who might reject it. However, it’s possible they all want it to pass so…

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

This is a really weird take. Those “ignorant masses” seem to have handled themselves pretty well today, all things considered.