What if schools offered large payout insurance plans as part of their recruiting?

Ja Rule, a rapper whose biggest hits were in the 2000s

Lena Dunham and Cameron Diaz will appear alongside Goop experts like Serrallach and Junger. Ticket tiers are named after different gemstones, and range in price from $500 to $1,500.

This is a stunning revelation.

Jeb: “I can’t get over it, you know? Everywhere I go, people bring it up. Why’d I have to ask for that damn clap.”

Oh yea, that one too.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice.

This is excellent, and I agree with your argument. A vital part of reforming the H1-B system correctly will be focusing on providing immigrant labor with more power, more rights and protections. That seems antithetical to some people, but I think that’s due to how much the debate has shifted toward “keep the…

The first part of your comment is really important, and I wish it was highlighted in the article. The debate surrounding H1-B is not just about depressing domestic wages. Dean Baker wrote a strong op-ed about this recently for Fortune that talks about the issues surrounding H1-Bs in greater detail.

Gotta love the guy who comes out to fetch the ears, sees Teddy writhing on the ground, hesitates, and then just keeps on walking.

I have a corollary that I often tell people when they ask me about economics—I am also an economics background, I guess—and it fits this story quite well. Every news story that begins with “Economists say” should be forced to quickly summarize the assumptions underlying the model that was used in whatever study they…

Fuck, Dwyane Wade looks like the before guy in one of those old Enzyte commercials

Stori Tellien

While most individual campaigns might not be successful in raising money, they all reach at least a few people, and thereby help to normalize the idea that basic needs–food, shelter, health care, education–are the kind of things that can and should be met by begging online.

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Never forget.

I mean, that might suck, but given how fucked our country is you’ll likely get a story in the local paper about how industrious and dedicated you were, and how the sorry-ass kids could learn a thing or two from you.

Somewhere, just now, Hamilton Nolan’s ears twitched a bit.