When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

#FeelTheFern

and why all but five teams (Ravens, Cowboys, Chiefs, Rams, and Eagles) had at least $10 million in cap space at the start of the day, according to NFLPA records.

Even the guy who wrote Draft Day doubts the Browns can pull off that trade

Yea, Gore has respectable shoulder/chest game there. Wasn’t expecting that. Can’t be easy for a middle-aged guy to maintain a legitamate v-shape...

It took that bear a full 3 minutes to flatten that box. That’ll be encouraging next time I’m jumping up and down on an Amazon box at 7am in the morning.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Musburger will co-host a show...devoted to sports betting. The two-hour show will air live from Vegas five days a week...he told SI, he “did not want [ESPN] to be in the middle” of any potential gambling issues.

Weiner has recently been spotted riding a horse at sex addiction rehab, and moving in with his mother.

If you are talking about average length, I believe it’s less than 2 years—i.e. just a handful of fights. However, there are plenty of technically brilliant fighters who take few big shots and depend less on raw athleticism. Those folks age very well, in general, and can fight at a high level well into their late 30s.

Hey man, he pissed away like $20M of that on Gingrich first...

In a just world a couple hundred boxes of dog shit find their way to Darren Rovell’s office over the next few weeks.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

I was reminded earlier today (The Ringer?) about the time Lane Kiffin had Janikowski try one from this far out and it didn’t even make the endzone. Let’s all remember that.

God, those commercials are awful. They almost make the Countrywide Financial ads from 2005 to 2007 look responsible. At least those fraudulent assholes weren’t trying to entice 20somethings to take out 6-figure debts on a freaking phone app RIGHT NOW QUICK BEFORE THE OTHER PEOPLE GET IT QUICK DON’T THINK CLICK IT NOW…

Most conservative plans for dismantling public unions carve out substantial exemptions for those groups; those are real jobs, after all, stuff we need.* Unlike those liberal propagandists who only work 8 months a year... those are the public unions we have to tear down.

“If you look across the grill, what you’ll see is that, due to the increasing concentration of the charcoal, over 99% of the available heat is being absorbed by just 1% of the meat...”

Gruden’s excuse isn’t surprising, the man takes every opportunity to express his hatred of the new CBA. Every time there was a shitty game on MNF he would always take time to blame the damn CBA. There are too many penalties, blame the CBA; a receiver drops a pass, blame the CBA; a safety fucks up his coverage, blame…

Let’s go to the Falcons’ #1 fan for his reaction