I’m pretty sure he is just saying that the smallest of those foundations still has an endowment in excess of $1.8 billion.

Brees is a lock, and Ben will likely make it too. But I don’t think there’s a reasonable case for Eli, outside of savoring the look on Peyton’s face when he has to pretend to be happy for Eli as he gives his induction speech.

In a better world, Joey Porter shows up to random homes on Thanksgiving and screams “They shot me in Denver” after the prayer... then he grabs a drumstick and heads to the next house

One more.

Gotta love that authentic NFL2K5 rip move right before getting hit too

Then nobody is your friend.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

^game theory

How dare you

No, this is a bad take. That Bronco is spectacular.

In 2001, as a member of the Arizona Diamondbacks, when asked about the New York Yankees’ supposed mystique and aura, he said, “Those are dancers in a nightclub” and won the World Series MVP award as his team ended a Yankee dynasty.

RIP. At least he got that last season, I guess. This just fucking sucks.

Trindon Holliday was one of those guys. At 5'5" and barely 160lbs, he couldn’t make it for too long in the NFL, but he was a goddamn terror at LSU, where, according to legend, he only made the team after showing up uninvited to a football camp and running a 4.2 in basketball shoes.

That has to be it; Lee Smith was great and all, but Wagner’s .998 WHIP, 11.9 K/9, and 187 ERA+ over 900 innings is just absurd.

Thanks for the response, Dom; I agree on all points. These articles have been great, I hope they are renewed next season.

What the Bucs have started doing is creating turnovers. They’re a plus-six in turnover differential on the season, but they were minus-9 after their 1-3 start. They’re now tied for the league lead with 25 takeaways, but 23 of those have come in the last nine games, including 14 during their current five-game winning…

I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Hakeem Olajuwon and Charles Barkley show up wearing their combined 18 rings, but your way works too.

This could lead a casual observer to believe, incorrectly, that the department’s primary function has to do with the production of fossil fuels, like oil.

This is confusing until you remember that Ted Cruz doesn’t speak Spanish, and thinks that queso means “blood of the proletariat”