From the piece:

Yea, he was drafted by the Bengals

Yea, she’ll probably win that seat 60/40 every two years until she dies.

Gotta gif that wide shot at the end

The Bearded Short

This is basically Art Briles’s shitty campaign slogan when he runs for Texas state office in four years.

Extremely wealthy people are actually great, this millionaire suggests...The sheer fact of their wealth, Scaramucci ventured, must mean that “certainly they’re super talented.”

But if Kubiak had a long field goal in mind, I think he can be criticized for not running the ball on second and third downs and trying to pick up a few more yards to make McManus’s life a lot easier.

Ndamukong Suh wrapped up the QB, and Kiko Alonso, a former Chip Kelly player with the Eagles, stopped his old coach’s quarterback and ended the game.

Per ESPN, head coach Brian Kelly backed the school’s decision to appeal the NCAA’s sanctions at a press conference Tuesday morning...

Unschooled in traditional campaigning, he was able to look at the business of politics the way so many Silicon Valley entrepreneurs have sized up other bloated industries... “We weren’t afraid to make changes. We weren’t afraid to fail. We tried to do things very cheaply, very quickly. And if it wasn’t working, we…

This pretty box is too expensive to buy on a whim, though, so you might as well make it a Thoughtful Gift. (The Line, $85)

Roethlisberger called that play when he flashed Brown a thumbs up at the 0:08 mark in that clip, right?

I believe the appropriate time to shit oneself is if/when Giuliani is nominated for Attorney General.

And I, for one, think these rural and exurban morons are getting just what they deserve. And I hope the progressive movement moves on without them and gleefully throws them under the bus.

They would have the option, I just don’t see how it could realistically get to that point. Given that Pence is popular within the GOP, clearly aspires to the Presidency, and was on the winning ticket, it seems like he would have to explicitly remove himself from contention in order for anyone else to have a viable…

There is no realistic way in which we are not getting either Trump or Pence. Even if there was some kind of revolt at the Electoral College vote in December, and enough Republican electors refused to cast votes for Trump, then the lack of 270 electoral votes for any candidate would send the election to the House.…

The appropriate comparisons are distribution of Trump voters’ incomes to Romney voters incomes and Clinton voters’ incomes to Obama voters’ incomes. How well did each do with people at different economic levels vs. expected?

EDIT: Anna put this up as well, so nvmd, carry on drinking

I’m guessing that’s what it is anyway, right?