Goddammit. It’d be nice to have one day where we can all hate on Sherman for a little bit before the white lady likens him to livestock and threatens to clip his nuts.

I’m thinking it’s not shade but a well executed, multi-level burn.

I mean...it can’t be shade when it’s this blunt, right?

This is a good overview of ESPN’s situation, but I’m surprised you didn’t mention rising content costs. Those long-term deals really hamper what ESPN can do in the future. Not just in terms of the financial burden they carry, but also the ways in which they contractually limit ESPN’s ability to distribute their…

The “cancel out” vote works wonders. It might be ethically dubious for some, but it helped me begrudgingly fill in the box next to Clinton’s name in NC last week.

This list needs more Enes Kanter.

The reason the Cubs are not the Yankees of the National League is not that they can’t be or have been too honorable or sweet-natured for it; it’s that they’ve sucked at trying. They’re the Yankees, minus competence.

To quote a great philosopher of our time, Tallahassee: Good people have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that.

Even after years of hatred and animosity, that is the most creative way anyone has told the Patriots to go fuck themselves.

This doesn’t seem right. The technique force OTs to move laterally and pass block in space, often without the inside help of the OG. That’s far from the “exact pocket” OLmen want. And it clearly doesn’t eliminate inside rush moves either—if anything, it seems to provide more room to work inside for speed rushers, as…

Vines were made for this

Nah, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that calling other white, conservative men who you deem spineless pushovers “cucks” became absurdly popular right after a black man became POTUS, right?

All fights worth fighting observe ceasefires for Xmas, game 7s and dead dogs.

not nice

Corey Kluber ought to be Adam Dunn.*

I just finished it, and honestly, I don’t see that much there.

I saved half a bottle of cask-strength just for this.

Fowler working the Stanford cover into the call in real time was the best part of that play. It’s a shame the above clip cuts off right before it.

I get it, I really do. I’m not disagreeing with any of that. And nobody is saying that Revis—if he is actually in decline—can’t follow the Woodson path and prolong his career well into his mid-to-late 30s as a ballhawking safety. The point is that he is not on the Jets roster to do that; they already have two starting…