While most individual campaigns might not be successful in raising money, they all reach at least a few people, and thereby help to normalize the idea that basic needs–food, shelter, health care, education–are the kind of things that can and should be met by begging online.

And the award for best editing in a Deadspin comment goes to...

Never forget.

I mean, that might suck, but given how fucked our country is you’ll likely get a story in the local paper about how industrious and dedicated you were, and how the sorry-ass kids could learn a thing or two from you.

Somewhere, just now, Hamilton Nolan’s ears twitched a bit.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

#FeelTheFern

and why all but five teams (Ravens, Cowboys, Chiefs, Rams, and Eagles) had at least $10 million in cap space at the start of the day, according to NFLPA records.

Even the guy who wrote Draft Day doubts the Browns can pull off that trade

Yea, Gore has respectable shoulder/chest game there. Wasn’t expecting that. Can’t be easy for a middle-aged guy to maintain a legitamate v-shape...

It took that bear a full 3 minutes to flatten that box. That’ll be encouraging next time I’m jumping up and down on an Amazon box at 7am in the morning.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Musburger will co-host a show...devoted to sports betting. The two-hour show will air live from Vegas five days a week...he told SI, he “did not want [ESPN] to be in the middle” of any potential gambling issues.

Weiner has recently been spotted riding a horse at sex addiction rehab, and moving in with his mother.

If you are talking about average length, I believe it’s less than 2 years—i.e. just a handful of fights. However, there are plenty of technically brilliant fighters who take few big shots and depend less on raw athleticism. Those folks age very well, in general, and can fight at a high level well into their late 30s.

Hey man, he pissed away like $20M of that on Gingrich first...

In a just world a couple hundred boxes of dog shit find their way to Darren Rovell’s office over the next few weeks.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.