I was reminded earlier today (The Ringer?) about the time Lane Kiffin had Janikowski try one from this far out and it didn’t even make the endzone. Let’s all remember that.

God, those commercials are awful. They almost make the Countrywide Financial ads from 2005 to 2007 look responsible. At least those fraudulent assholes weren’t trying to entice 20somethings to take out 6-figure debts on a freaking phone app RIGHT NOW QUICK BEFORE THE OTHER PEOPLE GET IT QUICK DON’T THINK CLICK IT NOW…

Most conservative plans for dismantling public unions carve out substantial exemptions for those groups; those are real jobs, after all, stuff we need.* Unlike those liberal propagandists who only work 8 months a year... those are the public unions we have to tear down.

“If you look across the grill, what you’ll see is that, due to the increasing concentration of the charcoal, over 99% of the available heat is being absorbed by just 1% of the meat...”

Gruden’s excuse isn’t surprising, the man takes every opportunity to express his hatred of the new CBA. Every time there was a shitty game on MNF he would always take time to blame the damn CBA. There are too many penalties, blame the CBA; a receiver drops a pass, blame the CBA; a safety fucks up his coverage, blame…

Let’s go to the Falcons’ #1 fan for his reaction

I’m pretty sure he is just saying that the smallest of those foundations still has an endowment in excess of $1.8 billion.

Brees is a lock, and Ben will likely make it too. But I don’t think there’s a reasonable case for Eli, outside of savoring the look on Peyton’s face when he has to pretend to be happy for Eli as he gives his induction speech.

In a better world, Joey Porter shows up to random homes on Thanksgiving and screams “They shot me in Denver” after the prayer... then he grabs a drumstick and heads to the next house

One more.

Gotta love that authentic NFL2K5 rip move right before getting hit too

Then nobody is your friend.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

^game theory

How dare you

No, this is a bad take. That Bronco is spectacular.

In 2001, as a member of the Arizona Diamondbacks, when asked about the New York Yankees’ supposed mystique and aura, he said, “Those are dancers in a nightclub” and won the World Series MVP award as his team ended a Yankee dynasty.

RIP. At least he got that last season, I guess. This just fucking sucks.

Trindon Holliday was one of those guys. At 5'5" and barely 160lbs, he couldn’t make it for too long in the NFL, but he was a goddamn terror at LSU, where, according to legend, he only made the team after showing up uninvited to a football camp and running a 4.2 in basketball shoes.