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Goddamn, you are catching an inordinate amount of shit for this. I’ll admit, I was on the fence until that baby decided to go chapter and verse from the Manifesto; now, I’m mostly wondering just how weird the comments are going to get.

Here is one example of how it typically works.

#GirlIGuessImWithHer Protip: Just imagine that a large number of those awful “Hillbots” (and BernieBros, while we are at it) on the internet are actually AltRight trolls* purposefully trying to divide the left, either because they are Trump supporters or because they are just intolerable assholes. Voting for Hillary…

What I would really like to know is whether or not any of that money is contractually obligated to be set aside for the kids. Their entire childhoods are being monetized, so I hope they are at least being compensated for this in some way because the “product” itself wouldn’t exist without them, and it will continue to…

Gross is probably a bit much for me, but I still agree with your larger point. In many ostensibly liberal places the general response to the very real plight of the poor tends to be either infantilizing paternalism or thinly-veiled disgust; basic human empathy is often disturbingly hard to come by.*

Blooper, starring Orrin Hatch.

I like this rant, mainly because I believe it will infuriate Joe Lacob if he ever sees it—hell, he has probably already seen it.

If Bryce Harper couldn’t hit, he’d still be famous, and it would be for something like this.

I guess Killing Apathetic and Ineffective Oral Sex was taken?

Right.

I’d like to believe that Ellie picked that headline image because it gives the impression that Bill Clinton’s fingers are roughly twice as long as Trump’s.

This article needs to be filed to both My Credo and Nam Sayin’ asap.

He ducked a couple of punches and landed the best shot; I won’t give him any grief about the fact that the other guy was on the ground either, that guy was happy to go after Black Blazer 3-on-1 and you reap what you sow. He also recovered surprisingly fast after missing his haymaker near the end.

What are you taking about?! This is Gatti vs. Ward level stuff.

If you think you can just throw white bread and rolls in the same category as biscuits, you aren’t making the goddamn biscuits right.

Head coach Gregg Popovich was similarly cagey during his press conference, bristling at a reporter who tried to bring up the possibility of Duncan retiring:

Yea, this seems pretty damn harmless: military family safely fires rifle in isolated area for reasons solely relevant to themselves, internet reacts accordingly as expected.

“Molon Labe”

At this point, yes, Trump will accumulate enough pledged delegates to win the nomination on the first ballot. The only way the GOP can stop him is if they change the delegate voting rules via the rules committee, which meets prior to the convention.