Pictured: Their preferred method of attack.

Thank you.

Right back at you Cylon, ya frakkin’ toaster.

High five Cylon! HIGH FIVE ME!

Gutsy as hell. Gutsy as hell, that one right there.

Don’t be an idiot.

Next up: Carly Fiorina puts on an invisible fence dog collar, crawls around the perimeters of your property to emphasize her pain tolerance.

I really am shocked by these numbers.

Exactly! And nobody with 20 or more stolen bases either! The ‘75 Reds would’ve mopped the floor with these guys.

I went and looked at Davis’s stats, saw he’ll be 30 next season and has only cracked 1.000 OPS once, and thought $200M sounded absolutely asinine. But for context, I looked at the league leaders and found this.

Yea, the only surprising thing about those numbers is that Sanders is only up by 10 points in NH. If I was a Clinton supporter, the fact that she is closing on Bernie in an early state that is tailor-made for him would be very encouraging.

America’s reaction as it progressed through this story, as told through Rob Ryan gifs.

I bet you get mad when people say rowing is a sport for rich white kids too.

I am trying to do my part and I know you will to.

Makes sense.

In the beginning of this year, a report revealed the number of threats against abortion providers had doubled in the past five years. After heavily-edited, videos meant to “entrap” Planned Parenthood were released by an anti-abortion group this summer, the women’s health care organization has suffered numerous…

It’s fitting that Brett Favre’s ceremony has done what nothing else could do today: break the stranglehold these damn Black Friday posts have held on Gawker’s sidebar.

“Fuck turkey. Fuck romo. Fuck thanksgiving”