You are correct: classical socialism is where the people “democratize ownership of the means of production” through government ownership. The state owns the means of production, the people control the state, therefore the people control the means of production through a democratic state. Communism is what comes next,…

I’m not surprised she settled.

Cody was also found guilty of possession of an alligator, neglect of that alligator...

This is an excellent way to bite your damn tongue off.

I don’t give a damn about the Rams, but Todd Gurley could be the most exciting young player in the NFL, and every day that St. Louis doesn’t have a QB brings us one day closer to Jeff Fisher saying, “Fuck it, let’s give it to the rookie with the reconstructed knee 35 times.” All so the Rams can win 9 games and lose in…

He’s just so strong and so accurate that it doesn’t even matter who he’s throwing to—this is a team that calls Ted Ginn, Jr. a No. 1 receiver, mind you—he just keeps moving his team down the field like there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

From the linked article:

If we are going to be charitable toward Braves management, I think your statement about the ambiguity of defensive stats is solid. If you’re going to base contracts on particular variables—i.e. offensive prowess, defensive ability, etc.—you need to be able to do two things: measure the variable and then value it.

Pictured: Covert spy footage of Iran’s WMD program.

How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

That was an awesome video.

Emmitt Smith tried that once.

They really are. However, since Ron Johnson’s near destruction of J.C. Pennys a few years ago most mass retail places like that are far too scared to try to shift away from coupons. So they just try to use store exclusives and in-house brands to supplement the crappy margins that usually accompany coupon pricing. Well…

Please note how quickly Jeb’s responses came.

I’m continually amazed by how utterly competent John Elway seems to be as GM of the Broncos.

This guy looks like he should be filming Hot Tub Time Machine 3.

Neither can Brady Quinn.

Georgia Tech fans are posting about The Lord of the Rings while FSU fans admit to not grasping the basic rules of the game. Looks like those comments are still firmly planted on the rails to me.