Ah, you see, this is why transparency isn’t always a good thing. I had something with a lot more slurred profanity in mind. Now it just sounds like you tried to interview Marshawn Lynch.

An ESPN spokesperson vigorously and persistently declined to comment.

Gottlieb: And I’m alright with that. And I’m alright with that. I just want you to know is part of doing this job is you have to ask.

So it’s a civil war then?

“Banned!”

More likely some drunken Cards fan; a disheveled and puffy-faced jackass at the tail end of a two day bender. He’ll probably look a lot like this.

Goddamit, Frasier! You’re upsetting Eddie again!

The best part of that touchdown was watching Ryan Mallett pretend to be happy about it.

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I don’t understand the point. This is like building a racist putt putt course on the 18th fairway of Augusta National.

That, along with the fact that there were thousands of people dumbasses who apparently paid for their accounts with personal credit cards, are the most incredible parts of this to me.

50 Cent: *turns away from the computer

Ah, ok. The “Honey, you can’t wear that” led me to believe the situation was less “Michelle, please, help” and more “Bless your heart, Barack, you need to put that down.”

Wait, what!? So everything I said up there is just flat wrong? Instead of being a beacon of aging male style—an almost unheard of attribute for a politician—he is just another example of the maxim: Just hush and let your wife dress you?!

I’ll concede the point, especially regarding the color.* But that tan suit has a nice cut; it’s giving the man the kind of powerful shoulders you need to stare down Isis. Though on the second look, they probably could’ve been tightened up a little more.

I’ll make you a deal: we get your healthcare system; y’all get to call Obama a Canadian without any fuss from below. Agreed?

I haven’t been commenting on Jez for that long, so I don’t remember any of this. But if people freaked about that suit, it better have been in appreciation of having such a stylish damn President. ‘Cause that’s a strong summer suit.

You have to be a pretty stylish guy to match up your suit, tie, and greying hair this well.

Unsolved by this legislation, however, was a second complaint filed by the Raiderettes which alleged that the cheerleaders were often mocked and scolded for their appearance and forced to partake in events involving “inappropriate and/or degrading comments and groping from often-inebriated attendees.”