I love her. That is all. 

newly-elected Florida Representatives Carlos Gimenez and Maria Elvira Salazar, both Cuban American

Meanwhile... a countless number of minorities across the country without the means to pay the small bail fee for minor misdemeanors are languishing in jail for months, if not longer, while awaiting their trial.

Gretchen, stop trying to make Freedom Force happen!

So Alec Baldwin rails against Facebook by posting a video... on Instagram.

mariah’s left arm looks funny

On that note, I know it’s a pandemic and it can be hard to get out to the barber/stylist (I solved this by simply clipping my hair myself down to Marine Corps standards) but all the guys out there who’ve let their beard go as long as their hair... I know y’all were shaving regularly before this shit hit. Shave that…

I know Republicans are actual Nazis, but it still blows my mind how much they look like movie Nazis. I mean this guy looks like he’s just stolen the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones. 

We’re approaching 350K deaths from COVID-19 in the US. More and more people are going hungry. More people will start being evicted. More businesses will close never to reopen. And yet Trump and McConnell remain unhanged from any lamppost. Curious...

“Carrotface von Golfcart” *

24. If I was stranded alone on an island, I would bring a tweezer, a magnifying mirror and some espresso.

I love everything about this greeting. That’s all. 

¡¡¡Pingüina!!!

Jinni!

Both are true.

Granted, I am wasted, but I do not understand this Ziggy Begonia thing. He would not come for xmas because he was with the other woman, but he was at her house last night? 

I love Emma Thompson. That is all.

It’s pretty easy, Biden.

Yeah, but *grumble grumble* I paid my debt already so everyone else should have to pay theirs too. My life was hard, everyone else should have hard lives. A bear ate my sandwich, it’s only fair if bears eat everyone else’s entire homes!

he wants to bring everyone together. doesn’t canceling a lot of student debt help everyone no matter what party they’re with?