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He is way too good-looking to play Clinton. Granted, he has a charismatic vibe that’ll translate well to playing Clinton, but Bill is damn lucky he got someone as awesome as Clive Owen to portray some of the worst years of his life.

Have Emily Van Camp and Rosamund Pike ever been in a film together?

Clive Owen playing Clinton, Dominic West playing Prince Charles.

It’s entirely possible the problem is that I am an old and I lived through this whole debacle in real time, but is anyone else...not at all excited about this? I bear no ill will toward Lewinsky—she seems funny!—and there’s no doubt she got treated like absolute garbage at the time. Hell, it might have even been a

Wait. Clive Owen is playing Clinton?? I’ve ignored the topic of this ... feature, whatever it is, about the Lewinsky thing, but now I hear my “Second Sight” crush Clive is in it??? It’s hard out here for an actor during a pandemic, I guess.

With all due respect, I call bullshit. You weren’t sorry to use the phrase “rumored beau” at all.

The main reason I couldn’t watch the Mindy Project was because of that scene. It killed Chris Messina’s character for me immediately forever and I was completely grossed out when I realized he was the main love interest.

Sorry, it was 1000% BJ Novak. I have it on good authority (whisper network — I was told by a person I trust, and I quote, “stay the fuck away from him, he’s a psychopath”) that that dude is an abusive creep and it absolutely clocks that he would do something like this.

Yes, they had a relationship at the time...so

I didn’t wear t-shirts till I was in my twenties because someone made fun of my elbows when I was 11. For real.

Bald demon king Jeff Bezos

Someone else said that Americans are so fat that Mindy looks normal. Like she is normal she as a size 8 could go to most stores and buy the clothes. A size 8 isn’t plus sized. She ain’t overweight and as long as she has been on tv she hasn’t been plus sized. 

It happens at real world jobs too.  Had a co-worker suggest I get gastric bypass surgery.  

Absolutely. When I was in high school I was told I had “thunder thighs” and was called a “butter face” meaning “everything is good but her face” The thing is I weighed 98 lbs in high school! I was so skinny and small. But those insults have stayed with me. I am 32 now, I work out almost every day, and I look great but

It’s easier to lock thin women in a room with you since they don’t have the calories to fight back. 

They also pad their bodies to get those curves as well. That’s why they have skinny arms, small waist and a fat ass. It’s fake, just new version of fake.

Following up on yesterday’s dirtbag - Mike Richards is out as host at Jeopardy! He should be out as EP as well for overseeing this PR disaster.

Mindy once talked about how a journalist who did a profile on her mentioned in the article that she ate jam on her toast and described it as confident or something similar.

I think I might have body dysmorphia or something. Mindy isn’t even plus sizes. It’s just plus sized models aren’t even plus sized they are size 8 or 10. Most actress are so thin like size 0 or 2. 

You can make all the edgy jokes you want, it still won’t give you a head of hair or a consentual partner.

Yes, the people commenting on a Jezebel article are Jezebel readers - you’ve cracked the code. Nothing gets past you, huh?