my sister & I always call out when ‘plus size’ models have thin faces/heads - wide eyes, shapely cheeks, strong jaw, prominent chin, ZERO double chin, thin neck. bullshit.

hi Krispy! can’t remember if I’ve ever commented on your shelter updates before, but thank you so much for the work you do for kitters. if you have a minute for some advice, I just adopted a feral/semi feral 3 month old tortie kitten and I’m asking around/ trying to find people with experience!

THE PREPPY HANDBOOK hello throwback, good times hehe

I love her, she is so gorgeous, & why has no one informed me it’s 2002 again...?

that is a delicious picture & I want to eat it

that comment/mistake was exactly what dawn & shirley made fun of in the show - sarcastically greeting each other by the other’s name hehe

brady was the cutest bebe

you just connected the dots in my head... I hear will arnett saying ‘booboo’ (or at least it sounds like that) & think of it as it’s own bojack joke, but I definitely have memories of the actual ubu production end credit thing.. mind blown! hahaha

p.s. DYLAN COULD NEVER AFFORD THAT GORGEOUS FULLY RESTORED BRONCO jfc

god the first episode was terrible. maybe they knew they could get away with it and they were evil genius testing the HBO viewing public to see if we’d stick around for Kate.

thank you for describing my weird feelings about Siobhan. she was a weak link in an otherwise strong cast. and there were no good scenes between her & Kate! which felt like another slightly open wound

surprised by everyone saying that it felt resolved to them. it sadly did not for me.

life imitates art.

Walking down the street as if your every step is being scored by the Jurassic Park theme is a fun activity that makes the mundanities of everyday existence go by a little faster.

this trash made it through the whole fucking flight, and can’t even accomplish the bare minimum required to land and get off the plane....?

ok both sauces are DELICIOUS. the flavor & texture of the cajun is perfection
- the texture of sweet chili could be better but it’s mcdonalds, so I just enjoyed the amazing flavor

brb, heading to macdo right now

haha an excellent & completely accurate description

your username is very appealing/satisfying

that’s insane... I’m so sorry :/