I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS SCARED BY THIS SHIT

I put this on the other day as I was cleaning the house, and from the kitchen I heard a “HOLY SHIT!” from the living room... my partner is easily spook-able and had been tying his shoes on the couch when Olaf made an appearance. He nearly had a heart attack.

Salt and Pepper Diner is one of my most favorite jokes of all time.

Dear Queen, I am so sorry for your loss. I don’t even have words to say how much my heart goes out to you. Please take good care of yourself. 

My condolences... sending you all the hugs <3

It’s hard not to feel that this legislation is a slap in the face to working people.

I lost my 23 year old son to an accidental overdose this past July.

Pratt’s video is perfectly fine. Gently self decipricating and about raising money for charity, FFS. He probably still is the worst Chris, but not because of this video.

i will always rue the fact that i did not have my children make me wealthy while they were young and impressionable. 

I’m getting so tired of all this. This bill is trash. Congress is trash. Our country will be trash too if we don’t French Revolution this shit.

What makes me angry is that some business owners are too stupid to realize that extending this benefit has probably saved your company a ton of money in the long run, both because of lost work time and the inevitable turnover. Turnover alone can cost a company 50-75% more in business cost that year than keeping a…

51 days - how long it took Republicans to ram through tax breaks for the rich & corporations in 2017.
30 days - how long it took Republicans to rush Amy Coney Barrett onto the Supreme Court.
219 days - how long the Republicans have been sitting on the relief package passed by the Democrat-majority House of…

This makes me so angry. My employer is going above and beyond, in that we’re getting fully paid for quarantine while we

I can’t listen to “What’s New Pussycat?” without thinking about it having a little dip in the middle and being a lot longer than you think it is.

Ok, so are my twin 7 year olds lazy or am I bad parent? Their you tube channel only has 4 followers..

Man that sucks to hear about Mulaney. I just discovered his stuff maybe a year ago and have not laughed as hard since first hearing Eddie Izzard and Patton Oswalt back in the 90's. On top of his obvious talent, he just seems like a lovely person, hope he gets the help he needs to kick all this shit.

*hi-5*

Fine, I’ll say it, I really like the ring. Its totally impractical and the pearl will need replacing over and over again, but I like the asymmetry. Then again, I also like Emily Ratajkowski’s, so maybe I just love chaos.

I don’t know any of these people and I’m fine with that.

Huh? My daughter unboxing Calico Critters would be a pretty awesome channel, but I am not sure that I want that for her. Oh, wait, I am very certain that I don’t.