We’re just going to ignore that the very awesome Alice Roosevelt used to carry a garter snake in her reticule? For Shame! Also Checkers, was the only good thing about Nixon, well Checkers and passing the EPA.

TLDR; but I am here to speak out about the keto people and their behavior on Thanksgiving.

Gets my vote. And a couple of chonky wombats on the lawn too.

What is FYP?

The White House needs a permanent Cat in Residence. Once a day that cat would get up, stretch, eat, look at all the stupidity going on, and go back to sleep.

I think you mean all sentient life forms hate him

No suspect needed, he met an eagle and it did NOT like him. 

Moi!?

Graze sheep on the White House lawn again. My church does this, it’s eco-friendly and saves money on lawn-mowing.

The Venn diagram of Keto advocates and Trump partisans is a circle.

I think you touch on the issue here, but don’t really get into it in depth.

This was a better case for banning TikTok than any argument Trump has made so far.

I mean, I think you’re right, but these are the same people who’ve been promising the South will rise again for the last hundred years and just end up passed out in a pile of empty beer cans. Despite the ridiculous number of guns they’ve accumulated over the years, I think the military can take them. The first thing…

Pure poetry, this thread. 

I make tweets, I stain my sheets

Unkind to turtles, Anderson. 🐢 

I make tweets, I stain my sheets........

It was not inaccurate. It was a blatant lie.

Let me go on, like a fat turtle in the sun

As I told Mr. Penguin - he is dancing around the Festivus Pole with his top 10 grievances.