Ditto.  Though also a fairly accurate description of the “Wellness” industry

Why is there a picture of a giant turd for the story?

The pic says it all, ‘wellness’ is a steaming pile of - er, a stack of rocks. 

I’m not sure what it says about me that my brain immediately interpreted the lead picture as a hand holding a silhouette of a big pile of swirled poop.

Is the picture intended to make me think of a hand holding a pile of shit?

I missed it, I love the cheat and Strongbad, but honestly my memory of some of it is faded.

not anymore, you’re not.

I would call that “fostering a rescue keg.” Thank you for your service. 

So what you’re saying here is that it is my patriotic duty to the supply chain to purchase a kegerator. On it. 

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

The Hammacanda Don’t Want None If You Got Puns Hon. 

Jon’s ham is a gift, and it’s something we should all be enjoying and not fighting each other over, okay?

In the video, Awbery plays a worn-down stage performer and... that’s about it. There is a ballerina too, which is, uh, nice I suppose.

In the context of the movie the song isn’t really supposed to make sense. The first night they meet Gaga’s character begins riffing the “are you happy in this modern world?” bit to describe Cooper’s character and then suggests that it might work with a chorus she had been working on - the “I’m off the deep-end,” part.…

Hamacondas: The Hunt for the Blurred Organ (also known as Hamaconda 2)

Ohhh, I love plushy cats! These look like yours, Rich!

“Where are we? Why are we here? What’s going on? Why aren’t you saying anything? Am I going to die!? Who’s that guy? What’s that in his hand? Why is he pointing it at me? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!!??”

One of the best shows ever!!