I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.

Ivanka thinks she’s all that just because she bought herself a chin.

Trump and Ivanka dissing Tiffany’s looks

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating olives.

Is this still a thing people talk and care about? I am so exhausted by trying to be a human being during a pandemic and an entry-level Fascist presidency that their wealthy person woes seem pointless. What’s worse, I wonder sometimes if Trump isn’t a distraction from this kind of wealth accumulation/shenanigans. I’m…

It was around £3 million, or $4.3 million. Close enough for Jezebel work. 

They could be ginger?

Harry and Meghan moved into Frogmore in April of 2019, not long before the birth of their son, Archie. Originally bought by Queen Charlotte in 1790, the Markles’ renovations transformed the space into a “luxury family home” that included “10 bedrooms & a new nursery plus space for a gym & yoga studio.”

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

I am also on board with ending: wedding showers, baby showers, new dog showers, housewarming where I am expected to bring something other than food or booze, vow renewals...there are probably a few I’m forgetting.  Anything where bunco is likely to be played.  Hard pass.

I hope everyone who has damaged the world with this nonsense feels guilty as all hell for the rest of their lives.

Please update if and when Mantzoukas comments on this, because I am sure it will be pure gold

Can we end gender reveal parties? Please?

I’m not into Cardi B’s music, but she was a pretty outspoken Bernie stan so I think it’s good she’s throwing in on Biden. That interview could have been a disaster but it reads pretty respectful on both sides. We lost the division between politics and pop culture for good when they started going on late night talk…

I’m still surly that John Krazinski sold his unoriginal concept filled with other people’s content for millions while CBS laid off a bunch of people. Large media companies are moving to the ‘keep wealth among the wealthy and shut out others’.

The answer to this is the same as the can Natalie Portman speak with a British accent or can Natalie Portman smile without looking she's about to cry when she's acting.

not to detract from the story here, which is super fucked, but her identity as a Jewish woman is not mutually exclusive with Blackness.

That accent though......I mean. Oy. 

This dude was never funny enough to merit all the attention he got in the first place. If this world was a meritocracy, D’Elia would be the creepy bus boy at a Buffalo Wild Wings. I don’t care if every accusation turns out to be demonstrably, provably false. Cancel him anyway.