OMNISCIENT JEZ LISTENED! praise xenu :D
but more pictures plz

:O

are there cameras in my kitchen....? 

we all just need to sing brown paper, white paper... *lighter in the air* (your username probably made my week hehe)

holy god this gif. mmm mmm MMM

“Still... who is this guy?”
well, based on the image directly below this question, he looks vaguely like ole Petey D... minus the ink & cockiness

but Megan... can we type on a keyboard with these ‽ will they make my work from home life extra clackity ?

which callus remover ? if you care to divulge your product secrets :)

YAY! an incredible writer with equally excellent, relatable, and grounding advice. so excited (almost relieved?) to have Brandy Jensen join the Jez world. I’ll actually look forward to articles again :D

story of my liiiife

ohhh that second one did a good job deterring me from marriage and/or children hahaha good lord. absolutely insane advice.

ugh this stuff is so tacky... I also super judge parents who do the creepy naked photoshoots of babies wearing headpieces (#opinion mode). they look so helpless! :/ show me any baby who’s swaddled & cozy = worth framing.

THANK YOU, good god. these one sentence media hot takes claiming ‘well aaaaactually people dont like him’ just made me shudder remembering almost identical headlines around this time of year, four years ago.

do people really not remember this? or how manipulative it was - enough to dull the purple swath to just sit…

I am saying this with zero irony... that just blew my mind.

in today’s terms, I just did the pikachu face and a facepalm. hehe siiiiiigh

ironically, sweet dee looked REALLY ‘artifical’ in the new episodes. and dennis (glenn) just always looks so... contrived, god help him hehe

Cate? may I join the thundercunt hagbeast club? hehe it just sounds so awesome.

fuck all of them FUCK ALL OF THEM. WHY ARE WE GIVING THEM ATTENTION? WHY ARE THEY NOT TICKETED AND CITED AND FINED. WHY DO THEY INSIST ON THIS SHIT. jesus fucking christ I’m so mad and this comment is terrible but I had to scream my anger at them and our FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT OF A PRESIDENT into the internet void

Muffy would like this show.. ;)
(no I concur, they really do hehe) and to Megan’s question of accuracy: it’s 101% accurate.

‘Brian Fantana Loves Bras, Film at 11'
hehehehe sorry I just love your username so much

and I truly empathise with this, and I completely agree with what you commented somewhere else about Warren being VP. Warren is my dream VP. but too many people disingenuously hold ‘experience and electability’ as an invisible, impossible standard; our situation is too dire to let bad faith reasoning limit the…