you’re comparing the current ‘gang of major fucks up’... to Stacey Abrams? also I said not to tell me what it means; I completely understand what is both expected and required of government officials.

you know, the more I hear the ‘lack of experience’ argument (for anyone, beto, pete, whoever!), the more it seems to be really bad faith.

I want that pound cake so. bad.
#deepthoughts
#oohthatsoundsdirty

ugh the line about the guilt of attaching debt to your parent’s name... so true it hurts. can’t wait to read this!
it also coincidentally seems like a good companion to something I’m reading right now, ‘A Generation of Sociopaths’ - really fascinating breakdown of these generational burdens, and what everyone living…

I happened to open two tabs at the same time: this article, and the open floor plan article. Not one. fucking. comment. on the floor plan article is like OH MY WHITE JESUS, GUYS. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HAIR WHEN PEOPLE R DYING?

Oh gahd I adore all of these stories 💜 I could never name enough of my weird childhood habits. A very weird yet validating moment in my life, however, was realising so many of my weird childhood habits trace directly to OCD.... that’s just how my brain works, for better or worse. lightbulb!

Okay, Bobby Draper. (I hope you are a hardcore Mad Men fan, otherwise trust me hehe)
but forgetting my lame Mad Men reference, that sounds soooo satisfying. I am both envious & proud of your paint peel successes 😂

my sister & I did the exact. same. thing. 💚 we read this comment and immediately texted each other hehe. thanks to my mother for anthropomorphizing all stuffed animals (and many inanimate objects). our never-realised-dream jobs are probably working at Jim Henson studios

Potato Manager is now my spirit animal 🥔

and now thank you for a genuine LOL 😂

ok seriously thank you for not capitalizing his name. I will never fucking understand why everyone on this site gives cheeto the dignity of typing his actual name, and then the double dignity of a capital t. drives me up a god damn wall. your act does not go unnoticed and is appreciated very much hehe

it was the spongebob I’m ready gif 🙄 

I mean this gif with 1,000,000% sincerity. it’s about fucking time. I really hope your cousin is okay.

above: live footage from my mind.
ugh. it is pure evil how they take advantage of every little thing and try to entice us to ‘click.’
p.s. right there with you about nail vanity, Megan

omg the amazon cart game has been my way of life for some time. now it just punctuates the ‘but why....?’

I wish it ‘just so happened to be’ COVID-45 hehe

“ugh, I need antibiotics, I’m starting to have trumps symptoms..”

he really is! watching the new season I had so many cringe moments of “wow this is so awkward; they look like what bingo smells like.”

I just went to Gov. Whitmer’s site and used the ‘comment/share opinion’ function, which was a short form to send a message to her office. I thanked her; it looked pathetic when I was done writing, but she needs to know there are voices of strength and solidarity behind her. (I know nothing about her tenure as Gov, but…

THANK YOU ugh. so tired of the netflix popularity cycle, but this one at this time is particularly grinding my gears.

I wish I didn’t feel embarrassed for all women when I see this shit, but I do. ugh. shame on fox for adding to the literal and figurative white noise