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Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

Any woman familiar with a real Buffalo Bill knows the private location is at the bottom of the hole.

Morgan has the weirdest reasoning I have ever heard for fandom. I assume (s)he is like 16 based on calling Lewis a “great” of the game. Who the fuck decides to root for a team (long after their competent period has dissipated) because they drafted Marcedes (sic) Lewis.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the

Are his legs broken? Is that really Rickety Cricket under the mast? Does he poop into that bucket with the hole in it? Is that guy about to reach in the bucket for lightning feces?

Step 1. Find a job in Seattle.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

I’m just assuming “Florida” in the absence of any other information.

So this 11-year old was evidently in diapers and also lighting shit on fire. I think we have a serial killer on our hands here.

You can if you spell it correctly...

The NFL has announced that Instagram has apologized for the role it played in this unfortunate incident.

“This is very insightful but I can’t reach a conclusion until I see a video of the incident.” - Roger Goodell attempting to masturbate with frustrated fury.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

As an Eagles fan in his early forties, I can tell you for a fact that I'm getting too old for this shit.

I don't know, it had just the right touch of "get off my lawn" to it. I say legit. Judges?

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

Oh, but the one's who lack faith are the disturbing ones.

At least he has Jessica Rabbit there to help console him.

My wife puts ketchup on chicken all the time and I think I want a divorce.