I never thought I'd see a rankings post worse than Marchman's cereal list, but here we are.

does that guy know he went on a date with Jayson Williams?

quickest way to get rid of a friend is to loan him money.

HOLY SHIT I'M BEING DUMPED

Tobin: John Gallagher shouldn't be in a position to mentor young people

When I was a kid in elementary school I did NFL Valentines with photos of players on them for my classroom every year. Really looked forward to it, because it was kind of a way for me to share my love of collecting football cards with the rest of my classmates.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more: