Uh, dude, Chinaman is the not the preferred nomenclature.

Honest question - I love hearing facts like these, but can you cite the source of this? Again, not to discredit, but I’d love to take this info to my racist/overly-religious/Fox News-watching-Father-in-Law.

Wanna reduce TP usage? Get a bidet - they’re like $40 on Amazon. Best decision I ever made.

Ah, it’s pronounced ‘hoagie’. Thanks, man.

But then you’re, like, in Dallas, man. No one wants that fucking shit, man.

You know the difference between “reopening” and “reviewing” right?

I don’t know what you’re talking about - I’m hoping this is sarcasm.

Schmidt isn’t even as beloved as Uts - only ones that beat him are probably Kalas (not a Phillies, per se) and Ashburn.

I see what ya did there. +1 troll

Wanamaker’s.

March, how did you vote for Bernie if you’re not a Democrat? If you’re in Philly (PA), then you have to be a party member to vote.

What a dumb fucking comment.

I’m sure it’s been said, but guaranteed LaRoche is a Trump supporter.

The questions isn’t whether or not scrapple is good. The question is: syrup or ketchup?

This article just made me buy a Squatty Potty AND a bidet from Amazon.

There are, and they are all in Philadelphia - no one does New Years Eve here....because it’s lame. January 1st is, by far, the best day of the holidays.

“Gravy” is an Italian South Philadelphian thing. Period. And it’s awful. I love South Philly, but it’s manicotti not maniGOT and ricotta not riGOT. Fuckin’ goombahs.

Glassdoor - great place to start. Then, from there - with a modicum of tact - bring up salary discussion with your “closest” co-workers at a happy hour or lunch.

“Nearly all types of M&M’s are delicious, save for Peanut Butter M&M’s” - Why are the FREAKS given a platform to seem like they are the majority? This is like saying, “What’s your favorite Halloween candy?”, and then immediately dismissing the Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. Tim should be shot.

Jesus Christ - between this and the comments, I think it’s just time to drink constantly. At least until I can’t feel.