Fucking great work, Diana.

Sucks to live in CA....for some things.

This is completely accurate advice right here.

The investment in a crock pot is definitely worth it in regards to shoving a bunch of healthy things together left to cook while you’re at work and not have time come at a cost.

Man, it would’ve been much more elite if you were Newaccount420. What a loser.

What the hell do you do if you live in the city, in a rowhome, and you and your shitty WT neighbors next door share the same stoop? Like, our door and their door are right next to each other, and these fat slobs always ALWAYS ALWAYS end up sitting on both stoops. Drives me fucking insane.

Online drafts are for nerds that never understood the point of these nerdy-ass leagues - exactly for the reason of drinking until unconsciousness with those you hold dearest in making fun of. It’s also what Labor Day weekend is for.

You’re taking a jab from BosoxBob. For all intents and purposes, I think I can safely assume that cock definitely doesn’t like fun.

Hands down the best sketch of his, or any ever, on SNL.

“But you know what the worst part is? In trying to find a new team for when this one inevitably flees, I can’t choose my new hometown team because I live in DC and only an idiot would willingly start cheering for Dan Snyder. I can’t choose the second-closest team in Baltimore because I have a soul. So I figured I’d…

boring, not boorish, damnit.

Who is the asshole that puts the fucking Foo Fighters in the same category as Bruce and U2? Look, I’m not the biggest fan of either, and they’re completely boorish and overplayed by now, but still. Foo Fighters had, what, one decent album and one OK album? Just because the landscape of music sucks for the most part…

Someone doesn’t drink a lot of microbrews, boys and girls...

God damnit. I’ve been trying to tell myself, “There’s no decent finance places in Seattle hiring for you and no teaching jobs for her, so move on with your life!” And that moving from the east coast/Philly will never happen. Now you’re tempting me...

...says the crazy person.

It’s kinda how Creationists believe the world was made 6,000 years ago as opposed to, ya know, science. These are issues, not a matter of facts, man.

Nope, not on steroids at all.

If you’re 5 years older than Steph Curry then you’re a Millenial.

Philly wage tax at its finest. Jesus.

Nice try, Mr. Backtrack. Terrible joke, terrible backtracking.