You can go choke on all those pennies for not putting the Phanatic first, let alone FIFTH with that damn chicken!

“Email of the week!

That sounds perfectly pretentious for an SF fan. Only took 3 World Series to fill that place up, too. Gimme a break.

Why is the weeeeeee-zuhhhhhlllllll Pauly Shore not in any of these clips? String lace bikinis, along with The Weasel is all I remember from these things as a kid.

Enough about me, what do you think of me?

Is it Starman, or Starvagina? Yeesh.