On hearing that, a tearful Charles Sr. said that his son was the best cousin a brother could have.

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

The third worst crime he’s ever committed.

Well, yeah. They can only have fuck parties (sponsored by Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, Hitachi, Trump buttplugs, and pharmaceutical-grade cocaine) when Mike and Mother are out of town.

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

This still makes me laugh

While I agree there have are lots of low information voters, that has ALWAYS been the case. Many people can’t be bothered to become fully engaged in politics. Furthermore, this applies to both sides of the political spectrum. It’s the job of the candidate, the party, and their supporters to create and simplify a…

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Because, regardless of whether their “plans” were based in reality, relied on facts or, in fact, were even actual “plans” and not just slogans, one candidate went to rust belt and manufacturing towns and said “I’m gonna save your town, I’m gonna bring your jobs back and we’re gonna make America great again” while the…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

All my excess live in Texas.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?