I guess you have to be “followed” by Jalopnik to get you out of the gray. There’s quite a few guys who are gray that shouldn’t be. This “Pending Approval” started when some of the Gawker sites were getting some real gross and disturbing images posted in replies.

It came back yesterday. It was a surprise to all.

Congratulations, Mr. BrtStlnd, on today’s COTD! Here’s a Miata for you which this lovely lady will deliver if she doesn’t fall in the water puddle.

So the two sides actually took this bait and were talking shit about it? That is a minimum level 7 troll. Well fucking done.

The difference between a republic and a democracy is lost on far too many. Cheers for understanding the crucial difference.

Well, of course we don’t. We live in a republic.

Also government bureaucracy thinking. I can’t recall how many office supplies I’ve seen shoved onto a purchase order in June every year.

If Rachel has always felt like a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, is it for us to say that she’s “lying”?

I had a lemonade stand as a kid. Fun stuff. Got $10 and told to keep the change. Do that to this day and the look on the kids’ faces is well worth it.

I will miss you, Travis. :(

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, IT IS KILLING ME.

Easy fix. Change the gearing, add a very heavy flywheel, give him a few minute head start.

i’m calling shenanigans. that was A toast. “toast” is two slices. get back on the bike, champ.

Funnel people...FUNNEL!!!!

As a neutral spirit, it doesn’t matter what it’s made from. Anything other than ethanol and water in the final product is a sign of insufficient post-fermentation processing.

So much vodka missed the melon :(

If that were true it would be smaller and weigh less.

I want Icon to tackle one of these next:

I don’t know if I hate you for making that reference, or me for knowing what it was. All I know is I now have that stupid song in my head.